fortune quotes
Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:
[alias]
cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"
Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:
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Post proelium, praemium.
[After the battle, the reward.]
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You might have mail.
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Dyslexics have more fnu.
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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That's no moon…
– Obi-wan Kenobi
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Drilling for oil is boring.
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
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Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
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He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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Love America – or give it back.
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What hath Bob wrought?
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
– Yogi Berra
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Don't guess – check your security regulations.
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Each person has the right to take the subway.
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The world wants to be deceived.
– Sebastian Brant
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Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?
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<Knghtbrd> 2fort5 sucks enough to have its own gravity …
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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The best prophet of the future is the past.
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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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UNIX enhancements aren't.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
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In like a dimwit, out like a light.
– Pogo
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
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May be too intense for some viewers.
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I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
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Do clones have navels?
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You have many friends and very few living enemies.
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I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
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To add insult to injury.
– Phaedrus
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Atlanta:
An entire city surrounded by an airport.
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Bower's Law:
Talent goes where the action is.
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QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
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To add insult to injury.
– Phaedrus
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But they went to MARS around 1953!!
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So many men; so little time.
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Read terms and conditions.
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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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Shhh… be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits…
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I doubt, therefore I might be.
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Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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The best defense against logic is ignorance.
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The sun never sets on those who ride into it.
– RKO
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I'm not proud.
