fortune quotes

Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

– William Blake

To see you is to sympathize.

Youth. It’s a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.

We are not anticipating any emergencies.

I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde

<SirDibos> does Johnie Ingram hang out here on IRC?

Necessity hath no law.

– Oliver Cromwell

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Just to have it is enough.

No passing.

Sales tax applies.

Long life is in store for you.

Avoid cliches like the plague. They’re a dime a dozen.

I never did it that way before.

Is your job running? You’d better go catch it!

Will stain.

I’m proud of my humility.

It takes all kinds to fill the freeways.

– Crazy Charlie

panic: kernel trap (ignored)

“I didn’t know it was impossible when I did it.”

QOTD:

“Our parents were never our age.”

To be is to program.

<Manoj> I like the chicken

A watched clock never boils.

core error - bus dumped

Your own mileage may vary.

No foreign coins.

try again

Stay away from hurricanes for a while.

Parsley

is gharsley.

– Ogden Nash

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.

Life is both difficult and time-consuming.

Love IS what it’s cracked up to be.

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Atlanta:

An entire city surrounded by an airport.

QOTD:

“I’m just a boy named ‘su’…”

Where’s SANDY DUNCAN?

Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!

Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.

“If anything can go wrong, it will.”

– Edsel Murphy

Do not use or store near heat or open flame.

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

It’s more than magnificent-it’s mediocre. -Samuel Goldwyn

Are you making all this up as you go along?

Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.

Cleanse area thoroughly before applying.

This system will self-destruct in five minutes.

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.

– Picasso