fortune quotes

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Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.

40 isn’t old. If you’re a tree.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Faith is under the left nipple.

– Martin Luther

A yawn is a silent shout.

– G. K. Chesterton

YOW!!! I am having fun!!!

Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!!

There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap.

Consultant, n.:

An ordinary man a long way from home.

I brake for chezlogs!

Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Accuracy, n.:

The vice of being right

I am NOMAD!

Life is the urge to ecstasy.

Do not use if printed inner seal is broken or missing.

Are we THERE yet? My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!

I am dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th’ WASHER?

Paranoia is heightened awareness.

Too ripped. Gotta go.

Cleanse area thoroughly before applying.

I wish you humans would leave me alone.

I’m sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.

Go on, EMOTE! I was RAISED on thought balloons!!

Be different: conform.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

– Storm Jameson

Macho does not prove mucho.

– Zsa Zsa Gabor

Is this TERMINAL fun?

There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.

Multics is security spelled sideways.

MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!

I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in ’81 …

Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today!

One good turn asketh another.

– John Heywood

For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

When among apes, one must play the ape.

Small is beautiful.

I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

Love is sentimental measles.

If it ain’t baroque, don’t phiques it.

It is easier to run down a hill than up one.

I’ll say it again for the logic impaired.

– Larry Wall

Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.

– Mt.

If you don’t drink it, someone else will.

A violent man will die a violent death.

– Lao Tsu