fortune quotes
Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:
[alias]
cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"
Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:
Sank heaven for leetle curls.
Life is like an analogy.
Ignore previous fortune.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Keep on keepin’ on.
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
– Anonymous
Kill Ugly Processor Architectures
– Karl Lehenbauer
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.
Bell Labs Unix – Reach out and grep someone.
Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
Death rays don’t kill people, people kill people!!
The wages of sin are unreported.
“Money is the root of all money.”
– the moving finger
Forty two.
Yow! I’m imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!
Join the march to save individuality!
Entropy requires no maintenance.
– Markoff Chaney
I am the wandering glitch – catch me if you can.
Those who can, do; those who can’t, simulate.
Mum’s the word.
– Miguel de Cervantes
No running on pool deck.
My philosophy is: Don’t think.
– Charles Manson
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
See other side for additional listings.
Linux is addictive, I’m hooked!
– MaDsen Wikholm’s .sig
My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton …
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
Whip it, whip it good!
A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
Don’t be overly suspicious where it’s not warranted.
You don’t move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
– Guindon
Filmed before a live audience.
Disposable, use only once.
The documentation is in Japanese. Good luck.
– Rich $alz
Buckle up!
It’s better to burn out than it is to rust.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
Ah, the Tsar’s bazaar’s bizarre beaux-arts!
I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.
alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.