fortune quotes

Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

The only constant is change.

We are not a clone.

Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

You will live to see your grandchildren.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.

– Lao Tsu

Love means having to say you’re sorry every five minutes.

we:

The single most important word in the world.

Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.

You can never do just one thing.

– Hardin

Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.

prairies, n.:

Vast plains covered by treeless forests.

Please come again.

I’ve noticed several design suggestions in your code.

Many are called, few volunteer.

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Life is NP-hard, and then you die.

– Dave Cock

I’d rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS …

Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.

Chocolate chip.

It’s OKAY – I’m an INTELLECTUAL, too.

Rubber bands have snappy endings!

I’m having an emotional outburst!!

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

“Just the facts, Ma’am”

– Joe Friday

If you suspect a man, don’t employ him.

Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.

Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

Your canceled check is your receipt.

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing for money.

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