fortune quotes
Naïm has a nice gitconfig
alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:
[alias] cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"
Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:
Santa Claus is watching!
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
A stitch in time saves nine.
Pushing 30 is exercise enough.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
To be loved is very demoralizing.
– Katharine Hepburn
Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
Another megabytes the dust.
You will never know hunger.
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
– J. K. Galbraith
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
There is no proverb that is not true.
– Cervantes
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.
Unix soit qui mal y pense
[Unix to him who evil thinks?]
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
And that’s the way it is…
– Walter Cronkite
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing for money.
You’ll be sorry…
Consultant, n.:
An ordinary man a long way from home.
Be security conscious – National defense is at stake.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
The world wants to be deceived.
– Sebastian Brant
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
So much food; so little time!
I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.
– Firesign Theatre
So much food; so little time!
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
news: gotcha
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
The bogosity meter just pegged.
Baby On Board.
Orders subject to approval.
Disk crisis, please clean up!
QOTD:
My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let’s interview it!
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Schshschshchsch.
– The Gorn, “Arena”, stardate 3046.2
Justice, n.:
A decision in your favor.
List each check separately by bank number.
Zippy’s brain cells are straining to bridge synapses …
You will pioneer the first Martian colony.
No guts, no glory.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
What’s so funny?
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
Because the wine remembers.
We are the people our parents warned us about.