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fortune quotes


Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

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Post proelium, praemium.

[After the battle, the reward.]

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You might have mail.

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Dyslexics have more fnu.

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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.

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That's no moon…

– Obi-wan Kenobi

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Drilling for oil is boring.

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I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.

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Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.

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He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.

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Love America – or give it back.

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What hath Bob wrought?

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How can you think and hit at the same time?

– Yogi Berra

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Don't guess – check your security regulations.

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Each person has the right to take the subway.

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The world wants to be deceived.

– Sebastian Brant

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Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?

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<Knghtbrd> 2fort5 sucks enough to have its own gravity …

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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.

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The best prophet of the future is the past.

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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

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UNIX enhancements aren't.

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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

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If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.

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In like a dimwit, out like a light.

– Pogo

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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.

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May be too intense for some viewers.

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I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

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Do clones have navels?

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You have many friends and very few living enemies.

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I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.

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To add insult to injury.

– Phaedrus

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Atlanta:

An entire city surrounded by an airport.

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Bower's Law:

Talent goes where the action is.

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QOTD:

I love your outfit, does it come in your size?

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To add insult to injury.

– Phaedrus

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But they went to MARS around 1953!!

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So many men; so little time.

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Read terms and conditions.

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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

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Shhh… be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits…

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I doubt, therefore I might be.

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Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!

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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!

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The best defense against logic is ignorance.

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The sun never sets on those who ride into it.

– RKO

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I'm not proud.