fortune quotes

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Naïm has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits:

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

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BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!

Yow!

Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.

Don’t everyone thank me at once!

– Han Solo

Kissing don’t last, cookery do.

– George Meredith

Eschew obfuscation.

VMS must die!

I’m rated PG-34!!

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?

Kill Ugly Processor Architectures

– Karl Lehenbauer

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.

Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.

The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Biz is better.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A man’s best friend is his dogma.

Lonely is a man without love.

– Engelbert Humperdinck

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

You are always busy.

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

– Yates

I’m receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!

You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.

What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?

jogger, n.:

An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.

“No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.”

Serenity through viciousness.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

– Dante Alighieri

“The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography”

Don’t guess – check your security regulations.

Be cautious in your daily affairs.

No matter where I go, the place is always called “here”.

Acceptance testing:

An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.

One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.

Don’t get mad, get interest.

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Bower’s Law:

Talent goes where the action is.

Unix soit qui mal y pense

[Unix to him who evil thinks?]

VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.

I’m not proud.

Don’t get even – get odd!

Exact change only.

Tax and title extra.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

– Josi Simon

Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.