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fortune quotes

Published 2021-01-04, last edit 2021-01-04

NaΓ―m has a nice gitconfig alias that they use for all their dotfiles repo commits: 

[alias]
    cf = !git commit -m \"$(fortune -sn 60)\"

Sometimes nice stuff comes out, sometimes not so nice stuff comes out. This page will be a random 50 fortune quotes (called with the same args) each time the site is generated:

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Life is a game of bridge – and you’ve just been finessed.

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Murphy was an optimist.

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try again

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What hath Bob wrought?

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Be security conscious – National defense is at stake.

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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?

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A penny saved has not been spent.

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You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.

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None love the bearer of bad news.

– Sophocles

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Bondage maybe, discipline never!

– T.K.

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An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!

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Positively no smoking.

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β€œWe will bury you.”

– Nikita Kruschev

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β€œHe don’t know me vewy well, DO he?” – Bugs Bunny

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The end of labor is to gain leisure.

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<calc> Knghtbrd: irc doesn’t compile c code very well ;)

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β€œHey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!”

– W. C. Fields

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He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.

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As Zeus said to Narcissus, β€œWatch yourself.”

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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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A watched clock never boils.

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1. netgod opens his mailbox and immediately wishes he hadnt

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VMS must die!

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Do Miami a favor. When you leave, take someone with you.

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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.

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The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

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YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!

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A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

– Klipstein

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Don’t interfere with the stranger’s style.

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Convention is the ruler of all.

– Pindar

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Poverty begins at home.

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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?

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Sell by date stamped on bottom.

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Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream…

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Do not attempt this in your home.

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… and furthermore … I don’t like your trousers.

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I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!

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Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

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What ever happened to happily ever after?

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A fool and his money are soon popular.

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Batteries not included.

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The heart is wiser than the intellect.

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Kissing don’t last, cookery do.

– George Meredith

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Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th’ WASHER?

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Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

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Sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line.

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Pyros of the world… IGNITE !!!

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Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.

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In war it is not men, but the man who counts.

– Napoleon

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Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.